Inday Jokes
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
May Your Christmas be Wonderful!
Bess Streeter Aldrich, Song of Years:
Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart... filled it, too, with melody that would last forever.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Inday on SULITIZEN
Amo: O, nakatunganga ka na naman sa computer!!!
Inday: What’s wrong with this recreational activity, Madam. I’m done with my tedious work for the day and you said I can visit the world wide web after I’ve done what you asked me to.
Amo: Oh well nakalimutan ko pero isang oras lang ha? Anong site ba yan ha?
Inday: I am a SULITIZEN? So what else could it possibly be?
Amo: SULITIZEN?
Inday: Yes, SULITIZEN. A SULITIZEN belongs to a very special subspecies of homo sapiens who is into buying and selling online which he/she can do expediently through the help of an amazing invention of the human psyche, a website called sulit.com.ph.
Amo: (Speechless.)
Monday, September 21, 2009
Inday Makata
Inday:Ang mga nmutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mtaman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng akng balintataw,sa kaibuturan ng akng puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran.Tatalikdn ang matayog at palalong bnyagang wka, mnapay kkalingain,bibgkasn at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban.=)
Friday, August 21, 2009
Inday and the Beggar
INDAY: ryt away!
INDAY to BEGGAR: hey u putrid-smeling beggar w/ d diverse ambiance of scnted junk dt assails evrybody’s n0strils & carbon free lungs,pls go away n0w!
BEGGAR: wat?!hu do u think u r?!u pthetc trying hard nanny!how cud u,a s0cial climbr & vry low grade mammal,underestim8 a high-class beggar lyk me?!d hell w/ u!
INDAY: nk2sakit kna ah!mam oh,ayaw umalis oh..hehe!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Inday's Caregiver Spoof
Isang araw, nagulat ang amo dahil bumalik ang naglayas na si Inday.
AMO: Inday! Bumalik ka rin! Bakit?
INDAY: I care about my job, Sir. I care about you! :-)